Aisle Nine
Beans, Beans,
The Magical Food
 
Can’t remember where I found this one.  Been hanging onto it for a while.  Maybe I’ve afraid of it by the sheer gassiness that it exudes. Let’s break it down

Half cursive – written in haste.  Items scattered about the page – ideas are coming rapid-fire.​

Ovaltine
Screams convenience and tying to be nutritious

Pancake Jiffy
More convenience, shout out to Mother Michigan,
​breakfast eater who is on the go

Hormel Chili
Breaking away from the breakfast theme (hopefully).  Bring on the beans!!

Cream Cheese
Mix in for the chili?

Baked Beans
I’m assuming of the canned variety

Butter
Of the dairy type or of the bean type?

Garbanzo
Ugh, damn these beans! This is the last family that I would want to be riding in a car with the windows rolled up! Author note:  These will forever remind me of George Carlin: in one of his many rants about dumb food names he said that Garbanzo sounds like the last name of a circus high wire act.  I snicker quietly to myself every time I see a can.

Creamer
Non-dairy? Bean creamer?

Chocolate Dessert
Pretty vague. I’m digging their ability to improvise. Break away from the pack, break wind, and go with whatever dessert suits the situation

Rice Crispy Treats
Hope they aren’t leaning toward the pre-made ones. I swear those aren’t “food”

Ketchup
Fridge staple: yes.  Always question the spelling: yes

Beans
Of course!  This one must be a wild card since the type is not listed.  I’m going with navy

Sour Cream
Typical on-hand item for bean lovers

Lettuce
Maybe they threw this in for show. “Hey, let’s pick up some green leafy thing to look healthy”

Chips
Is there a such thing as a bean chip? Maybe it’s poker chips.  The loser of the poker chips has to be the official sprayer of Lysol

Ground Beef
Ok, so they aren’t vegetarian…
 
Synopsis: 
Enjoys convenience. With careful food choices, they are now Southeasten Michigan’s newest renewable energy source: a human wind farm

Vowel Pellet