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Beans, Beans, The Magical Food
 
Can’t remember where I found this one.  Been hanging onto it for a while.  Maybe I’ve afraid of it by the sheer gassiness that it exudes. Let’s break it down

Half cursive – written in haste.  Items scattered about the page – ideas are coming rapid-fire.
 
Ovaltine – screams convenience and tying to be nutritious

Pancake Jiffy – more convenience, shout out to Mother Michigan, breakfast eater who is on the go

Hormel chili – Breaking away from the breakfast theme (hopefully).  Bring on the beans!!

Cream cheese – mix in for the chili?

Baked beans – I’m assuming of the canned variety

Butter – Of the dairy type or of the bean type?

Garbanzo –ugh, damn these beans! This is the last family that I would want to be riding in a car with the windows rolled up! Author note:  These will forever remind me of George Carlin: in one of his many rants about dumb food names he said that Garbanzo sounds like the last name of a circus high wire act.  I snicker quietly to myself every time I see a can.

Creamer – non-dairy? Bean creamer?

Chocolate dessert – pretty vague. I’m digging their ability to improvise. Break away from the pack, break wind, and go with whatever dessert suits the situation

Rice crispy treats – hope they aren’t leaning toward the pre-made ones. I swear those aren’t “food”

Ketchup – fridge staple: yes.  Always question the spelling: yes

Beans – of course!  This one must be a wild card since the type is not listed.  I’m going with navy

Sour cream – typical on-hand item for bean lovers

Lettuce – maybe they threw this in for show. “Hey, let’s pick up some green leafy thing to look healthy”

Chips – is there a such thing as a bean chip? Maybe it’s poker chips.  The loser of the poker chips has to be the official sprayer of Lysol

Ground beef – Ok, so they aren’t vegetarian…
 
Synopsis: Enjoys convenience. With careful food choices, they are now Southeasten Michigan’s newest renewable energy source: a human wind farm


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