Aisle Ten
Control
Thanks to Chuck for finding this freaky little list.
Let’s break this down
Control
Thanks to Chuck for finding this freaky little list.
Let’s break this down
Two small post-it notes still stuck together. This person doesn’t buy the cheap stuff – the gummy film on this stayed gummy while outdoors in the Michigan elements
Rubber Bands
This person is really into keeping their shit together. really
Cord Control
What the hell? Is “cord” another word for… well…. Ummm. What is going on here?
Blue tooth car play
OK. They are freaky and on the move. For listening to music? Audio books? Audio recordings of the prior evenings crazy events?
Command Strips
(they are relentless!)
– put up shelves Do Command Strips hold up shelves? Does this person fiddle with said strips while their submissive partner holds up the shelves? What’s on the shelves? Rubber bands? Controlled cord trophies?
Candles
They control with candles? Aromatherapy? do they use hot wax?
Sticker maker *
So they have to be in control AND label everything? Crap
BGS – p/u package
Imported fetish items? Some type of deal? And what is BGS? Bound Gazing Spree? Perhaps I’m reading too much into it. Maybe it’s BeeGees. Shit
Check PO box
Of course they have a PO Box
Deposit @ bbcu
Damn, like drop money to someone near bb(Beverly Blvd) and cu (Center Underpass). Do they light the candles so they can be seen at night?
Sprint
Sprint to the damn underpass?
Walmart/Michaels
Is this where they meet people that are interested in getting commanded? Like, right in the parking lot? Restroom? Aisle 9?
Magazine Subscriptions
The kind with the singles ads in the back? Control Freak Monthly? Bondage Bonanza? Who the hell subscribes to magazines anymore? Is this where the PO box comes in? Sick!
Synopsis:
Controlling, secretive, strip mall troller, organized. I think there’s a sociopath in our neighborhood
Vowel Pellet
Rubber Bands
This person is really into keeping their shit together. really
Cord Control
What the hell? Is “cord” another word for… well…. Ummm. What is going on here?
Blue tooth car play
OK. They are freaky and on the move. For listening to music? Audio books? Audio recordings of the prior evenings crazy events?
Command Strips
(they are relentless!)
– put up shelves Do Command Strips hold up shelves? Does this person fiddle with said strips while their submissive partner holds up the shelves? What’s on the shelves? Rubber bands? Controlled cord trophies?
Candles
They control with candles? Aromatherapy? do they use hot wax?
Sticker maker *
So they have to be in control AND label everything? Crap
BGS – p/u package
Imported fetish items? Some type of deal? And what is BGS? Bound Gazing Spree? Perhaps I’m reading too much into it. Maybe it’s BeeGees. Shit
Check PO box
Of course they have a PO Box
Deposit @ bbcu
Damn, like drop money to someone near bb(Beverly Blvd) and cu (Center Underpass). Do they light the candles so they can be seen at night?
Sprint
Sprint to the damn underpass?
Walmart/Michaels
Is this where they meet people that are interested in getting commanded? Like, right in the parking lot? Restroom? Aisle 9?
Magazine Subscriptions
The kind with the singles ads in the back? Control Freak Monthly? Bondage Bonanza? Who the hell subscribes to magazines anymore? Is this where the PO box comes in? Sick!
Synopsis:
Controlling, secretive, strip mall troller, organized. I think there’s a sociopath in our neighborhood
Vowel Pellet
