Female Trouble
Ok, Chuck found this list
Poor Chuck!
Well, at least it’s short and sweet.
CVS - Underlined. Official. Guess when you have to go to the pharmacy, it can be official
Organic tampons. Geez. Specific. I’ve seen boxes of these at the stores. I’ve wondered if they were wadded up leaves in bamboo shoots. Ouch
Maxi Pads. Unorganic I’m assuming. Some crazy plastic number with mega plastic packaging? Why the “maxi” part? Isn’t “pads” enough?
Band Aids. WTF? Is this an alternate to the tampons or pads? Have I been missing something my whole life? Remember when Band Aids used to come in a metal tin?
A line item that was scratched off. This has to be the wildcard. Seems like when I run up to the store to only buy feminine products, I always seem to buy a “distractor item”: a lawn chair, giant canister of cheese puffs or possibly a coloring book.
Synopsis: Woman who boldly shops and neatly notates her feminine hygiene needs. Skips the “distractor item”. Good for her
By Vowel Pellet
Ok, Chuck found this list
Poor Chuck!
Well, at least it’s short and sweet.
CVS - Underlined. Official. Guess when you have to go to the pharmacy, it can be official
Organic tampons. Geez. Specific. I’ve seen boxes of these at the stores. I’ve wondered if they were wadded up leaves in bamboo shoots. Ouch
Maxi Pads. Unorganic I’m assuming. Some crazy plastic number with mega plastic packaging? Why the “maxi” part? Isn’t “pads” enough?
Band Aids. WTF? Is this an alternate to the tampons or pads? Have I been missing something my whole life? Remember when Band Aids used to come in a metal tin?
A line item that was scratched off. This has to be the wildcard. Seems like when I run up to the store to only buy feminine products, I always seem to buy a “distractor item”: a lawn chair, giant canister of cheese puffs or possibly a coloring book.
Synopsis: Woman who boldly shops and neatly notates her feminine hygiene needs. Skips the “distractor item”. Good for her
By Vowel Pellet
