Aisle Twenty Five
Costco specific list found by Chuck in
7-11 parking lot.
Costco specific list found by Chuck in
7-11 parking lot.
Cursive writing. Looks pretty neat. Taken out of small notebook. Organized. Nothing crossed off – possibly dropped prior to Costco excursion. Shame. A quick scan initially shows the Midwesterner’s flare for pluralizing/adding possessiveness to words. But that usually is associated with businesses and not objects. Let’s do a deep dive……
Water/2 small –
80z/3 Large – 40 on
Not sure what this is all about. Possibly packages of bottled water? Why is the small (80) larger than the large (40)? Bonus points for the wonderful cursive L in the Laverne style. Is Laverne a font? Damn, it should be!
Coke
Does this person buy that in the parking lot? Maybe near the busy gas pump area? Do they signal someone with a discreet nose itch or a tip of the hat over by the rotisserie chickens? Like a deal out in the wild open?
Egg’s
Egg’s what? Egg’s inflation? Wait – are they using the eggs to barter for the coke?
Pringles 36 can
They are getting jipped. At 7-11 they could get way more than 36 pringles in one can/tube/foil cylinder vessel
Papertowel
Ok basic but why one compound word?
Garbage Bag’s
The apostrophe is frustrating but possibly exciting. What are the garbage bags possessing? Someone else’s grocery lists? Coke? Whoah, maybe both?
Philadelphia tub 3b
Is this some kind of sicko that peeps on someone in Philadephia in their bath tub in apartment 3b???!! Ugh and what are the papertowel and garbage bag’s for? I think I’m going to be sick.
Nutelld
Gross. Paper towel
Shack’s +Protein Bar’s
Again with apostrophes. And what’s a shack’s? Like Chicken Shack? Or are they constructing a shack outside of apt 3b? Do they think the stupid protein bar’s will give them super-human strength to out run the angry mob of neighbors that will be on their ass for being the Short-stacked-pringle-nutteller-cokehead that they are??!!!
Synopsis:
They should have just did that one-stop shopping at 7-11 and went home…
Vowel Pellet
Water/2 small –
80z/3 Large – 40 on
Not sure what this is all about. Possibly packages of bottled water? Why is the small (80) larger than the large (40)? Bonus points for the wonderful cursive L in the Laverne style. Is Laverne a font? Damn, it should be!
Coke
Does this person buy that in the parking lot? Maybe near the busy gas pump area? Do they signal someone with a discreet nose itch or a tip of the hat over by the rotisserie chickens? Like a deal out in the wild open?
Egg’s
Egg’s what? Egg’s inflation? Wait – are they using the eggs to barter for the coke?
Pringles 36 can
They are getting jipped. At 7-11 they could get way more than 36 pringles in one can/tube/foil cylinder vessel
Papertowel
Ok basic but why one compound word?
Garbage Bag’s
The apostrophe is frustrating but possibly exciting. What are the garbage bags possessing? Someone else’s grocery lists? Coke? Whoah, maybe both?
Philadelphia tub 3b
Is this some kind of sicko that peeps on someone in Philadephia in their bath tub in apartment 3b???!! Ugh and what are the papertowel and garbage bag’s for? I think I’m going to be sick.
Nutelld
Gross. Paper towel
Shack’s +Protein Bar’s
Again with apostrophes. And what’s a shack’s? Like Chicken Shack? Or are they constructing a shack outside of apt 3b? Do they think the stupid protein bar’s will give them super-human strength to out run the angry mob of neighbors that will be on their ass for being the Short-stacked-pringle-nutteller-cokehead that they are??!!!
Synopsis:
They should have just did that one-stop shopping at 7-11 and went home…
Vowel Pellet
