Aisle Twenty One
List found by Chuck in produce area in Kroger
List found by Chuck in produce area in Kroger
Cute little notepad paper with little rainbows and stuff. AWWWHH! It’s starting off so sweet
Two pages – different handwriting on each. Must be two different people from same household.
List one:
SALT
Written across top. Not crossed off. Looks like a late entry to the list.
Sherbert sherbert ice cream cups
Sounds like a song that might come from the ice cream man.
Bag of rice – basement?
So like not top shelf rice? Basement rice? Gross.
2 bag of salad (no kale)
So they aren’t into digestive health? What about basement kale?
Water
Larger pee jug for dad
What in the absolute fuck?!! Poor dad. Wait. Dad gotta quit the
video games and get up to take a piss.
Egg-cups w/potatoes,veg
What are these? Like the eggshell is a cup? This shit is demented.
This family needs jugs and cups for like everything.
Quinoa
Why does this not seem to belong?
Cucumber (1) long
LOL
1# bag of carrots
Frozen veggie chic pallies
I can’t make this out. Is a pallie another kind of container?
Kabobs
Pre-made? People always in a damn hurry
Samon
Is this the fish salmon? C’mon! You spelled fucking quinoa right! How does this happen?
List two:
Cherry dillybars
Is this to compliment the cucumber (1) long? Not crossed off. How unsatisfying
Pedialite (Kroger)
Need to replenish those minerals after all that gaming?
SMALL TISSUE
For those small appendages
Boxes
Here we go with the containers again
Frog Food
What do you feed frogs? Insects? I’ve seen fruit flies buzzing around the produce at Kroger. Do they bag these up with their various containers? Are piss cups jugs like a trap. Do these freaks keep frogs so they can lick them while gaming/dillying? OMG
Green banas
What is this? Unripe bananas? Those plantains? Frog penis?
Shorts
Angrily crossed off. I’m thinking they got impatient and cut off their pants right there in the produce aisle. Done. Shorts.
PISS Cup
This receptacle is on both the lists. There’s an obsession. And now we go from “jug” to “cup”. What kind of cup? Like Dixie? Something to do with the sherbert sherbert cups? Like Solo cup? Yeah, you gonna be living solo if this shit keeps up
Sub list:
AMAZON
Body soap
Yeah, no kidding what with all this loose pissing going on.
PISS CUP BIG
For those big jobs. Like you need to order it special from the rain forest. For those big jobs. Post pedialite/Call of Duty (ahem…. ) marathon/excessiveness in general
Air FRYER
Fuck – if this has something to do with the piss jugs/cups, I’m out of here!
Vowel Pellet
Two pages – different handwriting on each. Must be two different people from same household.
List one:
SALT
Written across top. Not crossed off. Looks like a late entry to the list.
Sherbert sherbert ice cream cups
Sounds like a song that might come from the ice cream man.
Bag of rice – basement?
So like not top shelf rice? Basement rice? Gross.
2 bag of salad (no kale)
So they aren’t into digestive health? What about basement kale?
Water
Larger pee jug for dad
What in the absolute fuck?!! Poor dad. Wait. Dad gotta quit the
video games and get up to take a piss.
Egg-cups w/potatoes,veg
What are these? Like the eggshell is a cup? This shit is demented.
This family needs jugs and cups for like everything.
Quinoa
Why does this not seem to belong?
Cucumber (1) long
LOL
1# bag of carrots
Frozen veggie chic pallies
I can’t make this out. Is a pallie another kind of container?
Kabobs
Pre-made? People always in a damn hurry
Samon
Is this the fish salmon? C’mon! You spelled fucking quinoa right! How does this happen?
List two:
Cherry dillybars
Is this to compliment the cucumber (1) long? Not crossed off. How unsatisfying
Pedialite (Kroger)
Need to replenish those minerals after all that gaming?
SMALL TISSUE
For those small appendages
Boxes
Here we go with the containers again
Frog Food
What do you feed frogs? Insects? I’ve seen fruit flies buzzing around the produce at Kroger. Do they bag these up with their various containers? Are piss cups jugs like a trap. Do these freaks keep frogs so they can lick them while gaming/dillying? OMG
Green banas
What is this? Unripe bananas? Those plantains? Frog penis?
Shorts
Angrily crossed off. I’m thinking they got impatient and cut off their pants right there in the produce aisle. Done. Shorts.
PISS Cup
This receptacle is on both the lists. There’s an obsession. And now we go from “jug” to “cup”. What kind of cup? Like Dixie? Something to do with the sherbert sherbert cups? Like Solo cup? Yeah, you gonna be living solo if this shit keeps up
Sub list:
AMAZON
Body soap
Yeah, no kidding what with all this loose pissing going on.
PISS CUP BIG
For those big jobs. Like you need to order it special from the rain forest. For those big jobs. Post pedialite/Call of Duty (ahem…. ) marathon/excessiveness in general
Air FRYER
Fuck – if this has something to do with the piss jugs/cups, I’m out of here!
Vowel Pellet
