Aisle Twenty Seven
Found in Aldi parking lot in
Clawson, MI
All lower case. An unurgent feel. Stationary with an ode to the citrus family although there is no citrus on the list. Somewhat of a citrus poser I suppose but let us not judge and get to the meat of the matter!
Found in Aldi parking lot in
Clawson, MI
All lower case. An unurgent feel. Stationary with an ode to the citrus family although there is no citrus on the list. Somewhat of a citrus poser I suppose but let us not judge and get to the meat of the matter!
ham buns
Is this like going up and grabbing a pig’s hindquarters? Like at a farm? They don’t have this kinda action at Aldi. Maybe some of this list is for a farm visit?
chick
yes. Definitely a farm visit.
chips
Like cow chips? The ones that they throw for competition? Do they have an insider at the farm that sculpts the chips into more aerodynamic poop chunks? I wish they put the name of the farm on the list.
nacho cheese
Does the farm an imported cow that produces flavored milk? Maybe you can milk the thing and the farmer makes the cheese while you wait? Damn!
gold fish
are they going to take them from the farmer’s newphew’s fish tank? Kill and skewer for a colorful kabob? Aren’t these sometimes used in horse troughs? Is this person going to bathe with the fishes in the trough? What’s the matter with them? Ew
cherry coke
OK. Decent flavor. Does this farm have a soda fountain? Advanced
break sticks + cheese
So the farmer is also a baker. The skills here are multi faceted. This must be basic domestic cheese from a cow named Velveeta, Veeta for short.
nutella b-ready
b-ready for what? An Epi Pen? They have allergies? Careful now, the farmer’s baked goods may have nuts. Maybe they are all nuts
honey comb
ok this is insane. Like just approach the hive and grab fist-fulls of combs? B-ready with that Epi Pen
goat cheese
are they gonna milk the goat and wait for the cheeseto be made??!! They have a lot of time on their hands. Also udders. Maybe it’s one of those goats that gets temporarily paralyzed when in fear? Either way, B-ready!!
pizza sauce
I heard this is what is skimmed off the top of the horse trough water after bathing with exotic fish.
Synopsis:
Adventurous shopper heads to the farm for their shopping needs. Gets killed by pig when they try to grab it by the buns. This is proven by none of the items being crossed off the list, thus were never purchased. Farmer had list stuck to boot and it ended up in the Aldi parking lot. I’m sure that farmer had that sly cool look – because there’s always some killin’ ya got to do around the farm.
Vowelpellet
Is this like going up and grabbing a pig’s hindquarters? Like at a farm? They don’t have this kinda action at Aldi. Maybe some of this list is for a farm visit?
chick
yes. Definitely a farm visit.
chips
Like cow chips? The ones that they throw for competition? Do they have an insider at the farm that sculpts the chips into more aerodynamic poop chunks? I wish they put the name of the farm on the list.
nacho cheese
Does the farm an imported cow that produces flavored milk? Maybe you can milk the thing and the farmer makes the cheese while you wait? Damn!
gold fish
are they going to take them from the farmer’s newphew’s fish tank? Kill and skewer for a colorful kabob? Aren’t these sometimes used in horse troughs? Is this person going to bathe with the fishes in the trough? What’s the matter with them? Ew
cherry coke
OK. Decent flavor. Does this farm have a soda fountain? Advanced
break sticks + cheese
So the farmer is also a baker. The skills here are multi faceted. This must be basic domestic cheese from a cow named Velveeta, Veeta for short.
nutella b-ready
b-ready for what? An Epi Pen? They have allergies? Careful now, the farmer’s baked goods may have nuts. Maybe they are all nuts
honey comb
ok this is insane. Like just approach the hive and grab fist-fulls of combs? B-ready with that Epi Pen
goat cheese
are they gonna milk the goat and wait for the cheeseto be made??!! They have a lot of time on their hands. Also udders. Maybe it’s one of those goats that gets temporarily paralyzed when in fear? Either way, B-ready!!
pizza sauce
I heard this is what is skimmed off the top of the horse trough water after bathing with exotic fish.
Synopsis:
Adventurous shopper heads to the farm for their shopping needs. Gets killed by pig when they try to grab it by the buns. This is proven by none of the items being crossed off the list, thus were never purchased. Farmer had list stuck to boot and it ended up in the Aldi parking lot. I’m sure that farmer had that sly cool look – because there’s always some killin’ ya got to do around the farm.
Vowelpellet
