Aisle Twenty Six
I found this near the check out lane at
Value Center Market (depending on the
experience, we refer to it as either
Value Sugar or Value Shitter).
I found this near the check out lane at
Value Center Market (depending on the
experience, we refer to it as either
Value Sugar or Value Shitter).
Pretty neat handwriting. Has that
print/cursive hybrid. Mini legal pad
kinda paper.
Bet they stole it from work.
Water
Basic. Good additive to many recipes
and digestive systems.
Sugar
Another basic. OK. This list is
kind of bland. But, hey, this
is Value Sugar 50% of the time.
Creamer
Assuming for coffee. Is this the powdered type? Is that where the water comes in? Do they just add this to water to create a milk? Would taste pretty nasty on cereal. This is definitely more expensive than just buying a gallon of milk from the udders. These weirdos shop where I shop? Seems like Value Shitter Behavior.
Rice Cakes – chedars
So not just regular rice cakes (aka Styrofoam). We got the chedars! And on the rice cakes, the chedars has to be in dust form. Do they also sprinkle the creamer powder on it?
Nesquick
More with the powders. Is it the chocolate one or that weird pink one? Have you ever just got a spoonful of it and put it in your mouth? I may or may not have done this.
Onion Powder
Have you ever just got
a spoonful of it…..
Garlic Powder
Have you ever….. OK I’ll stop
Seasoning Nature
What is this? More powder? Is this crushed up leaves and pine needles in a shaker? Instead of adding water, is urine added because nature? Value Shitter at it again
Accent – Am I supposed to be reading this list in a different accent?
Synopsis
Powder heavy. Leaning towards dusty. Cooks up a mean casserole with these dry ingredients. Looking like a damn volcano pumping out ash when it’s done. Then wonders why the guests become dehydrated and speak in bizarre accents with their dry mouth tongues. Maybe that’s what they wanted all along. Because nature.
Vowelpellet
print/cursive hybrid. Mini legal pad
kinda paper.
Bet they stole it from work.
Water
Basic. Good additive to many recipes
and digestive systems.
Sugar
Another basic. OK. This list is
kind of bland. But, hey, this
is Value Sugar 50% of the time.
Creamer
Assuming for coffee. Is this the powdered type? Is that where the water comes in? Do they just add this to water to create a milk? Would taste pretty nasty on cereal. This is definitely more expensive than just buying a gallon of milk from the udders. These weirdos shop where I shop? Seems like Value Shitter Behavior.
Rice Cakes – chedars
So not just regular rice cakes (aka Styrofoam). We got the chedars! And on the rice cakes, the chedars has to be in dust form. Do they also sprinkle the creamer powder on it?
Nesquick
More with the powders. Is it the chocolate one or that weird pink one? Have you ever just got a spoonful of it and put it in your mouth? I may or may not have done this.
Onion Powder
Have you ever just got
a spoonful of it…..
Garlic Powder
Have you ever….. OK I’ll stop
Seasoning Nature
What is this? More powder? Is this crushed up leaves and pine needles in a shaker? Instead of adding water, is urine added because nature? Value Shitter at it again
Accent – Am I supposed to be reading this list in a different accent?
Synopsis
Powder heavy. Leaning towards dusty. Cooks up a mean casserole with these dry ingredients. Looking like a damn volcano pumping out ash when it’s done. Then wonders why the guests become dehydrated and speak in bizarre accents with their dry mouth tongues. Maybe that’s what they wanted all along. Because nature.
Vowelpellet
