Found at Target on floor near “tasteful”
un-scary Halloween display
October 2023
Big post-it note with the sticky part
folded over ​so no hair gets stuck
in the sticky part.  Thoughtful.

Applesauce  - crossed out.  Changed mind.  Too healthy.  Or only pumpkin spiced blend available.  Tired of that crap crop
Energy bars – also crossed off.  Opted for lethargic bars?  Caffeine IV drip?
Licorice – red or black?  We want to know
Ice Cream – very vague.  Licorice flavor?  ick
Conditioner (for the ice cream?  Is it ice?)
Polish Sausage – is polish a verb or an adjective in this case? 
Potatoes – Frozen?  Fresh?  Pick your own?
Sauer Kraut – where’s the Febreeze on this list?
Onion – go cry about it
Apple – singular or to compliment the sauce?
Hamburger – note no mention of buns.  Buns.  haha
Ham – burger?
 
Small side note:
Headsouth – sneaky shit
Ice cream – again with the ice cream
Seasick – like as in plans to get seasick?
Caramel – seasick remedy?
Ham – ice cream flavor? It’s on this list twice.  Important swine of the times
 
Sub list on back:
Licorice – now I’m wondering if it’s the rope variety for described activity below
Pepcid – for all that kraut?
Conditioner- so much conditioning
Skeleton – what? Like where they are headed after heading south while seasick?
Choc Bars – what now?  This shorthand for “choke bars”?  Like out there strangling people at the bars?  Turning them into skeletons and dissolving them in a mixture of sauerkraut and Pepcid bath?
Gun – OMG
 
Synopsis:  Stay out of target so as not so instantly become a skeleton while avoiding the sight of sausage polishing.

Vowel Pellet​