Aisle Twenty Four
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Found at Target on floor near “tasteful”
un-scary Halloween display
October 2023
Big post-it note with the sticky part
folded over ​so no hair gets stuck
in the sticky part.  Thoughtful.

Applesauce 
Crossed out.  Changed mind.  Too healthy.  Or only pumpkin spiced blend available.  Tired of that crap crop
Energy bars 
Also crossed off.  Opted for lethargic bars?  Caffeine IV drip?
Licorice
Red or black?  We want to know
Ice Cream
Very vague.  Licorice flavor?  ick
Conditioner 
(for the ice cream?  Is it ice?)
Polish Sausage
Is polish a verb or an adjective in this case? 
Potatoes
Frozen?  Fresh?  Pick your own?
Sauer Kraut
Where’s the Febreeze on this list?
Onion
Go cry about it
Apple
Singular or to compliment the sauce?
Hamburger
Note no mention of buns.  Buns.  haha
Ham – burger?
 
Small side note:
Headsouth
Sneaky shit
Ice cream
Again with the ice cream
Seasick
Like as in plans to get seasick?
Caramel
Seasick remedy?
Ham
Ice cream flavor? It’s on this list twice.  Important swine of the times
 
Sub list on back:
Licorice
Now I’m wondering if it’s the rope variety for described activity below
Pepcid 
For all that kraut?
Conditioner
So much conditioning
Skeleton
What? Like where they are headed after heading south while seasick?
Choc Bars
What now?  This shorthand for “choke bars”?  Like out there strangling people at the bars?  Turning them into skeletons and dissolving them in a mixture of sauerkraut and Pepcid bath?
Gun
OMG
 
Synopsis: 
Stay out of target so as not so instantly become a skeleton while avoiding the sight of sausage polishing.

Vowel Pellet​